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Surprise![]

FSFront

Huh? Where did Pinkie go to?

CaptainFalconFront

-chasing Luigi- OH YEAAAH!!!

LuigiFront

WHY ME!?

FSFront

-notices a large cake- Huh? -goes closer to it-

PinkieFront

-comes out of the cake- SURPRISE!!!

FSFront

GAH!!! -falls backwards- P-Pinkie!

PinkieFront

Oopsee! I just wanted to surprise ya!

FSFront

Well, you did there heh...

PinkieFront

Sorry! -hugs and kisses him- I just love surprises!

FSFront

-blushing- H-Hey!

PinkieFront

Hm?

FSFront

You just kissed me!

PinkieFront

I did? -kisses him again and tastes- Yup! It seems like it!

FSFront

Woah...

PinkieFront

-hugs him- Bestie coltfriend!

FSFront

-hugs back- If you say so!

Presents[]

ZeoFront

So dudes! We have to get Hearts and Hooves Day presents for our mares! I hope Twi loves chocolate...

ZeroFront

Heh. I know what I'M doing with Dashie on that day...

FSFront

Dude! Not cool!

ZeoFront

Yeah! Out of the three of us, I'm the married one here so I should be doing that!

ZeroFront

What are you two talking about? -takes out two tickets- I was talking about taking me and her to the Wonderbolt's show!

ZeoFront

Ah. Glad I'm off on that day! Dad's so understanding...

FSFront

Coolness. Pinkie loves everything so I think it's easy to impress her!

ZeroFront

Yes sir! Well, guess we better get some presents then!

ZeoFront

Alright!

FSFront

Cool!

Happy Hearts and Hooves Day[]

TwilightFront1

-just arriving home- Oh dear. I can't believe how late it is...-looks around- Zeo? Where are you?

ZeoFront

-instantly appears in a flash of light- Happy hearts and hooves day dear! I got ya  these box of choclates but something else even better! -takes out a fancy book- The last of the Harmony's Adventure's book in mint condition. This thing was HARD to get!

TwilightFront1

-tearing up and explodes in happiness- THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!! I love you SO much! -hugs and kisses him over and over-

ZeoFront

Heh. No probs...

NoteQB

-at RD's house-

RDFront

Stupid Luffy for eating all of my crackers...Huh? -notices Zero laying on the bed- What are you doing?

ZeroFront

Well, I just wanted to say Happy Hearts and Hooves day! I got these two tickets to the Wonderbolts show and their VIPs..

RDFront

You are SO awesome! Before we go, I want to something first!

ZeroFront

What's what?

RDFront

-whispers in his ear-

ZeroFront

Woah boy! Well, it is that day!

NoteQB

At Fire's house-

FSFront

-covering Pinkie's eyes- Come on Pinkie! This way!

PinkieFront

Ooh! I can't wait to see!

FSFront

And look! -shows Pinkie a large cake- Happy hearts and hooves day! I hope you like it...-

PinkieFront

ILOVEITILOVEIT! -kisses him- To the cake! -jumps and eats the entire thing- Delicious...

FSFront

Gotta love that pony...

Post Day[]

ZeoFront

Bros! How was your Hearts and Hooves Day? Man was Twi attached to me and that book last night. And I mean ATTATCHED!

FSFront

It was awesome. Pinkie started to get all hyper but it was cool once she calmed down. Heh, she covered me in sweethearts!

ZeroFront

Oh man...I overdid mine..

ZeoFront

Something the matter my twin?

ZeroFront

I think I got Dashie pregant...

ZeoFront

WHAT!?

FSFront

H-How!? Wasn't you in control!?

ZeroFront

All I can say is stupid cider...

FSFront

Dude, that's not cool...

ZeoFront

Better marry her then...

ZeroFront

But we've been dating for only a few months! That's too quick! Zeo! Please help me!

ZeoFront

Why me?

ZeroFront

You're the married pony!

ZeoFront

Just because I'm married doesn't mean I know anything about the pregant and everything!

ZeroFront

Didn't you get Twilight pregrant?

ZeoFront

NO! Not yet at least but NO!

ZeroFront

Did you two even do it!?

ZeoFront

Well, that one time when we ourselves drank too much cider but that was months ago and Twi isn't feeling the baby urges...

ZeroFront

Ah shoot...I can't ask you Fire can I?

FSFront

Sorry dude. Me and Pinkie kiss a lot but we don't go at that level...

ZeroFront

NOO!!! -flies off-

FSFront

Awkward!

ZeoFront

Yep! Oh well, better go spend some time with my wife! See ya! -disappears in a flash of light-

FSFront

Pinkie! Here I come!

Trouble![]

ZeroFront

Oh boy...oh boy...-sneaking around-

RDFront

There you are! I need to have a word with you! -tugging Zero by his ear-

ZeroFront

Owowowo! Not too rough!

LuffyFront

-eating a bowl of cereal- Huh?

RDFront

What happened last night Zero?

ZeroFront

Nuh...nothing!

RDFront

Don't lie to me...

LuffyFront

Yeah. I kept hearing banging all last night!

ZeroFront

Luffy!

RDFront

Ah HA! So you DID do it to me! With all of that cider...

ZeroFront

S-Sorry...

RDFront

Look, if I am really pregreant with a baby, you're gonna have buck to pay. I do NOT want a child now!

ZeroFront

Man...

LuffyFront

-eating cereal-

RDFront

I'm going to have a word with Twilight so you stay here!

ZeroFront

Yes ma'am..

RDFront

-flies away-

LuffyFront

Man pony. You sure are in a lot of trouble!

ZeroFront

No? You think?

Baby[]

RDFront

Twilight! Where are you! I need to speak with you!

TwilightFront1

-from inside of a room- Hee hee! Zeo! Stop! That tickles!

RDFront

Twilight! -bashes in the door to find Twilight and Zeo cuddling-

TwilightFront1

AH!!! Rainbow!?

ZeoFront

What is Colors doing here!?

RDFront

Greeat...Like I needed to see this..

TwilightFront1

Rainbow...why are you here?

RDFront

Look, I need to speak with just you...

TwilightFront1

You can say whatever you have to say in front of me and Zeo. It's perfectally fine.

RDFront

Sigh...I just want this between us...kinda personal...

ZeoFront

Go ahead Twi! I mean, she is one of your best friends!

TwilightFront1

-kisses Zeo- Thanks dear. -heads out the room- Now, what is it Rainbow?

RDFront

I think that stupid Zero got me pregant...

TwilightFront1

W-WHAT!?

RDFront

Can you please test me to see if I do or not. That will also decide should I kill Zero or not...

TwilightFront1

O-Okay then...let me run a spell baby check...-scans Rainbow and looks over results- Okay. It seems like your fine.

RDFront

Thank Celestia...I would HATE to have one!

TwilightFront1

Wait until you're at least married first.

RDFront

Whatever! Gotta go! Cya later! -flies away-

ZeoFront

Huh? What happened?

TwilightFront1

Oh, nothing....-feels her belly a bit and blushes-

Truth or Dare: Part 1[]

CaptainFalconFront

Oh yeah! Time for some truth or dare dudes!

LuigiFront

Oh mama mia...

MarioFront

NO!

SonicFront

Not good...

StaticFront

VERY not good...

ZeoFront

Greeat...

TwilightFront1

Oh dear...

ZeroFront

Why are we playing with this guy?

RDFront

-pouting- Don't know...

LuffyFront

Where's the food?

FSFront

Oh boy...

PinkieFront

Sounds like fun!

GenoFront

Sounds like it's going to be a train wreck...

CaptainFalconFront

Arlighty dudes and dudettes! The game is simple! I will be the one giving the dares and truths and you MUST do them! And, you must also say the truth! If not, you earn a strike! If you get three strikes, you must stay at my pad for a month! Lucky right?!

NoteQB

-everyone else screams in disconfront-

CaptainFalconFront

Alright! Who is first...hm...-looks at Mario- M-Man! You're up first!

MarioFront

Oh no...

ZeoFront

Good luck Mario...

Truth or Dare: Part 2[]

CaptainFalconFront

M! Truth or Dare!

MarioFront

I guess I pick-a dare...

CaptainFalconFront

I dare you to sniff my boxers!

MarioFront

NO!

RDFront

THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!

ZeroFront

Sucks to be that guy...

LuffyFront

FOOD!!!

LuigiFront

Mario...

MarioFront

No...I can't do that! It's never been washed!
Then you earn one strike!

MarioFront

Mama mia...

CaptainFalconFront

Arlight, L-Dawg! You're next! Truth or dare!?

LuigiFront

D-Dare...I think!

CaptainFalconFront

The Captain knows all and I know there is a married couple here. I dare ya to kiss the wife on the lips! Oh YEAH!!!

LuigiFront

W-WHAT!!!? B-But the only one's here that are married are...uh oh...

ZeoFront

-angered- Damn that Captain... L-Man, if you're smart...

TwilightFront1

-facehoof- Please just take the strike Luigi...

LuigiFront

NO! I CAN'T-a DO THAT! I'LL TAKE THE STRIKE! I DON'T WANNA LOSE FRIENDS!!!

CaptainFalconFront

Then a strike for Y-O-U!

ZeoFront

-pats Luigi on the back- Good choice L-Man and made it quick too!

TwilightFront1

-deep sigh-

CaptainFalconFront

Aw YEAH! You there white pony with those strange light powers. Truth or dare!

ZeoFront

I'm not sniffing no boxers...Truth...

CaptainFalconFront

OH YEAH! Then you must wear this! -puts a strange device on Zeo's head-

ZeoFront

What is this thing?

CaptainFalconFront

It's a lie dector! If you lie, you will get a little shock! Oh yea!

ZeoFront

It won't hurt me but whatever...that's the truth already?

CaptainFalconFront

Do you like THIS!? OH YEAH!!!

ZeoFront

No...-no shock-

CaptainFalconFront

Do you like my catchprashes! OH YEAH!

ZeoFront

Nope. -no shock-

CaptainFalconFront

Then, do you not like my not amazing moves not not yes?

ZeoFront

Er...no? -gets a vicious shock that stuns even him- GAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! -passes out-

LuigiFront

MAMA MIA!!!

TwilightFront1

Zeo! Are you okay!? Please, answer me! -shaking him- Zeo!

CaptainFalconFront

OH YEAH! Zeo gets a strike!

TwilightFront1

You jerk! You did that on purpose!

CaptainFalconFront

All part of the game missey!

MarioFront

Mama mia...how are we going to get out-a of this one?

Truth or Dare: Part 3[]

ZeoFront

-waking up- That was NOT pleasent!

TwilightFront1

Zeo! You're okay!

ZeoFront

I oughta burn you for this Captain Meathead!

LuffyFront

Did somebody say "meat"?!

RDFront

Chill Luffy...

CaptainFalconFront

Next! Purple horse horn flying thing! Truth or dare!

TwilightFront1

Hm...what an odd way to refer to me as...fine. Truth. I have nothing to hide.

ZeoFront

Careful Twi. This guy is sadistic!

CaptainFalconFront

OKAY!!! Let's see....I got it! You like babies right?

TwilightFront1

Y-Yes....
Then...in a while or so...ARE YOU EXPECTING ONE YOURSELF!?!?

TwilightFront1

-gasps in horror-

ZeoFront

W-What?

RDFront

Woah...

MarioFront

I-Is-a that true!?

StaticFront

Didn't see that one coming!

TwilightFront1

-blushing deeply and looks down-

CaptainFalconFront

Better answer quick or get a nice shock like your husband here!

ZeoFront

SHUT IT!!! I OUGHTA BLAST YOU TO KINGDOM COME!!!

TwilightFront1

Y-Yes...-starts crying slightly-

NoteQB

-everyone gasps-

RDFront

So...it's true...

ZeroFront

That's crazy!

FSFront

VERY crazy!

PinkieFront

And fun!

GenoFront

Man...

ZeoFront

T-Twi...why you never told me about this?

TwilightFront1

I just...I...and you...and thought...oh...-crying-

ZeoFront

-hugging Twilight- Don't worry. It's not a problem. Captain Jerkbrain...don't let him be rude to you...

Truth or Dare: Part 4[]

NoteQB

Hours has passed and the rest each have 2 strikes against them-

CaptainFalconFront

OH YEAH! Strikes all around! Get ready to lose!

MarioFront

-covered in cement- I don't think I can-a move!

LuigiFront

-on top of a bookself trying to avoid a Chain Chomp- HELP!

ZeoFront

-knocked out on the ground- ...

TwilightFront1

-shivering- Cannot...comphrend...must...find...closure...

RDFront

-gluded wing to wing to Zero- How the HECK he end up like this!?

ZeroFront

Don't ask me! Luffy had all of that glue!

LuffyFront

-eating the glue- I have to eat SOMETHING!!!

CaptainFalconFront

Alright dudes! Time for the last dare! Now! -backs up- EVERYONE must do this one or be trapped here I mean stay here! You must all kiss the person you're sitting beside!

MarioFront

NO!!! -is sitting beside Luigi now-

LuigiFront

Mama mia!!!

ZeoFront

WHAT!? Twi's over there and who am I sitting beside...? -looks at Static- GEH!!!

StaticFront

NO COOL!!!

ZeroFront

Why I have to kiss Luffy!?

LuffyFront

Ew! Stay back!

RDFront

I have to kiss Twilight...really....?

TwilightFront1

Oh double dear...

PinkieFront

Yay! I get to kiss -looks at Geno- A doll?

FSFront

No fair...why I have to kiss the blue hedgehog?

SonicFront

Hey! I'm not liking this either!

GenoFront

Me neither! I'm a star for goodness sake!

CaptainFalconFront

I'm not seeing any kissing! You each want that third strike!?

MarioFront

HUDDLE!!! -everyone gathers- This has-a gone to- afar! I can't kiss my own brother!

LuigiFront

Y-YEAH!!!

ZeoFront

Mario's right. I love you Static bro but not that way...

StaticFront

I understand that!

ZeroFront

I say we just beat up the guy!

RDFront

Trying to make me kiss a mare!? While I'm already dating! I'll KILL that guy!

LuffyFront

He has no meat and I want to kick some butt!

SonicFront

Same here!

FSFront

Im liking this plan!

PinkieFront

Wee! We're gonna beat up someone!

GenoFront

Right...

TwilightFront1

He is not going to get away with this!

ZeoFront

Now dudes and dudettes...ATTACK!!!

CaptainFalconFront

What's this? OH NOOOO!!! -getting beaten up-
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