Extreme Silenceness[]
“ | Hm? "Watch out Luigi. The Furby is right behind you." -turns around to find the Furby right there- Oh mama mia... | ” |
Baby Crazy[]
“ | -on the phone with a guard- Ugh...how many times I told you?! Never ask any stupid questions! Just do the damn deed and kill those worthless beings! Understood?! | ” |
“ | -siting down and facehoofs- Ugh. I swear to the moon gods those idiots are going to drive me crazy one day with their sheer stupidy! | ” |
“ | -picks up Zeo and turns him around- Not now son. I'm really pissed off now... | ” |
“ | Sigh...you're just going to sit there aren't you? | ” |
“ | -smirks a bit and pats his head- The only thing that will calm my nerves... | ” |
Boop![]
“ | Ugh..finally that wife of mine is coming back home from her trip. I swear all of this stupid, FUCKING, idiots are going to give me a mental breakdown.. | ” |
“ | I shouldn't swear like that in front of you but I can't help but control my anger sometimes...FUCKING IDIOTS AT WORK!!! UGH!!! | ” |
“ | The hell? -rubs his nose- Why did you do that son? I know I swear a lot but that's just me. I'm a grumpy pony and I sure as hell enjoy that! | ” |
“ | ... -boops Zeo's nose back- | ” |
“ | ...Cute... | ” |
Soft Side[]
“ | No. You're suppose to squeeze it like this. -squeezes the toy making it squeak- | ” |
“ | The nore you know son, the better. -gives the toy to him- | ” |
“ | -actually is smiling now- | ” |
“ | Aw...my Nighty has a soft side after all! | ” |
“ | MIRA!!! What the HELL are you doing here?! | ” |
“ | I just got back from my trip to find my two favorite boys playing together! | ” |
“ | -picks him up- Awww....I've missed you two my little Zeo! -kisses him- | ” |
“ | Hmph! I do NOT have a soft side! | ” |
“ | Nighty, I just saw you with a sencerce smile on your face. It's okay to love your son! | ” |
“ | Well...-pats Zeo's head- He IS my only son after all and I do love him... | ” |
Night Thunder vs. The Furby[]
“ | Damn...ANOTHER day of FUCKING DUMBASS IDOITS!!! What?! -notices his favorite staff has been broken and get's boiled up in anger- ZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! | ” |
“ | If you value your life, then tell me did you BREAK MY FUCKING SEPTER!?? | ” |
“ | Listen here you brat! I FUCKING hate liers and I definitely FUCKING HATE backsass! Now tell me the FUCKING truth by saying YOU broke my speter! Got it?! | ” |
“ | Why you little...prick!!! | ” |
“ | DEAD!!! -preparing to transform into his vampony form- | ” |
“ | WHAT?!?! -rushes into the other room- | ” |
Bonding?[]
“ | -reading a newspaper while drinking tea- ... | ” |
“ | What? | ” |
“ | Sigh...wimp...fucking wimp...-continues reading- | ” |
“ | What kind of stupid ass question is that!? I need food to surivie! Actually, I'd rather drink blood! | ” |
“ | Son...don't fucking play with me like that...I FUCKING hate games! That's why I destroyed all of your old ones! Fucking gaming freak! | ” |
“ | Well, they are now at the dump where they belong you fucking brat! | ” |
“ | Seriously? Even if you're an alicorn, I'm still stronger than your stupid ass by a LARGE margin! Fighting me..HAH!!! You might as well kill yourself right now! | ” |
“ | Stupid FUCKING BIRD!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! | ” |
“ | I agree... | ” |
“ | On that stupid fucking toy! What are you, deaf?! Shy and deaf isn't going to FUCKING cut it... | ” |
“ | What is with that?! | ” |
“ | The hell?! Of course I love you. What kind of fucking stupid idea is that?! | ” |
“ | Well...you know...-saddened- You always yell and swear at me and kinda put me down calling me brat and such...I thought you didn't love me...you treat me as your worst enemy... | ” |
“ | Sigh...-moves beside him and puts a wing over him- Look, I'll never hate you. I'll get annoyed by the other things and swearing and calling others names is what I do. If you remember, I NEVER called you names when you was a baby or colt. | ” |
“ | Of fucking course...I argue with your mother a lot but I'll always love her. I love all my family. And I love you son...I just have a thick exterior... | ” |
“ | Again with these repetive replies! -puts his glasses on for him- Of course I mean it! | ” |
“ | ...-hugs him back- And I love you son. | ” |
What Vampires do[]
“ | -watching the night sky- Ah...love this pleaseant night... | ” |
“ | -laying on top of him- Yes...it iss...I'm hungry... | ” |
“ | Now now my dear. Don't go on another blood rampage...you remember what happened last time... | ” |
“ | -burps a bit- I'm a princess...princess must be well fed...even if it takes and entire town. | ” |
“ | It's what we do eh? | ” |
“ | Yess...-licking his ear- | ” |
“ | Luigi? What's he doing here this late? | ” |
“ | -hissing in a laughing tone- | ” |
“ | Twilight...did you hypnotize him again? | ” |
“ | Maaybe...-teleports in front of him staring right into this eyes- I know I can't do that to you but I can do this...-tackle kisses him down | ” |
“ | Heh...that I do like.... | ” |
“ | -snuggles him- I love you Zeo. | ” |
“ | -snuggling back- And I love you too Twilight. | ” |
Awkard Pair[]
“ | I'm so bored...and hungry... | ” |
“ | I know...I just love my look in this form...so...enchanting... | ” |
“ | -running against him- Aww...look who's embarassed! -hissing heavinly- | ” |
“ | Ugh...can't you two get a room or something?! | ” |
“ | Zeo you fucking idoiti! You shouldn't have turned her into a vampony! How dare you!? | ” |
“ | -in his face- Excuse me! 1; I asked Zeo turned me into one and 2: How dare YOU talk to him that way!? | ” |
“ | Get out of my face you fucking fool! I'll destroy you! | ” |
“ | -smiling evily- Go ahead! I bet you're all big talk! | ” |
“ | UGH!! You're so fucking sassy! You act like my wife! | ” |
“ | Well, I'm Zeo's wife so I can act that way like I want! You're not my father! Just me step father! | ” |
“ | You...YOOUU!!! | ” |
“ | Foolish princess! Why don't you get out of my face before my son looks for antoher wife?! | ” |
“ | Not before he has to look for a new father! | ” |
“ | -steaming mad- | ” |
“ | Huh? Oh, well, fine. See you later Mr. Gumpy Pants! -teleports away with Zeo- | ” |
“ | Stupit fucking asshole...wives are such douchbags! | ” |
“ | NIGHTY!! GET IN HERE AND CLEAN YOUR MESS!!! | ” |
“ | Fuck.. | ” |
Baby Math[]
“ | -looking at Twilight who is reading a book- ... | ” |
“ | ... | ” |
“ | I heard you were pregrant...that true? | ” |
“ | ...Yes... | ” |
“ | Guess that idiot son of mine finally did it after all...better not did it in this house... | ” |
“ | We have our own house thank you very much! You don't have to worry about that! | ” |
“ | Good! | ” |
“ | Yes! Good! HMPH!! -turns away- | ” |
“ | Guess the baby will be 25% vampony...not much but...with some training... | ” |
“ | I hope you know I'm having this baby in my vampony form and thanks to a recent spell, I am a full vampony meaning she'll be 50% vampony! | ” |
“ | What?! The hell you became a full vampony!? | ” |
“ | That's none of your concern! -feels a kick- Ooh...felt a kick just now,,, | ” |
“ | Heh...pretty wimpy to get hurt by a kick! | ” |
“ | How can you be Zeo's dad? | ” |
“ | I'm confused by that myself... | ” |
Babiness![]
“ | -shopping in the store- Hmm...I wonder what baby vamponies eat...I don't believe I should feed them blood yet...I should've asked Zeo what he used to eat when he was a baby...oh...I just imgine him as a baby...all so cute and lovable! | ” |
“ | -appears from a magic portal- Ba? Baba? -looks around and spots Twilight- Ba! -crawls toward her- | ” |
“ | Aww...what a cute baby! -picks him up- Umm...I wonder if anyone lost you... | ” |
“ | I'm expecting a baby myself but I don't mind caring for you for a little bit until I can find your mother here! | ” |
“ | Wow...it's getting so late...I know I don't really sleep at night that much anymore but, as a expecting mother, I need to get home...little one. You can't speak yet can you? | ” |
“ | I figured that...sigh...-sits down while messing with her bat wings- This wings are so thin...and my teeth are so sharp. I'm just so bored now...Oof..another kick... | ” |
“ | -appears- There you are Twilight! I've been worried! And I thought we was going to stay in our regular pony forms to sleep tonight? | ” |
“ | I know dear...I know...I was just here all day trying to find this little guy's mother and father. | ” |
“ | Zeo...please...no jokes for now... | ” |
“ | -looks back and forth between them- Oh my...he is your baby self! But how did he get here? And why? | ” |
“ | -teleports in- Oh! My baby! I'll take him! Thank you! -takes baby Zeo and teleports away- | ” |
“ | Umm... | ” |
“ | I know. -sighs- This day... | ” |
“ | -blushing- You'd better! | ” |