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Extreme Silenceness[]

LuigiFront

-spotting the Furby from a distance- Oh mama mia...

FurbyFront

The Furby DEMANDS FODD!!! FOOD!!! FOOOOD!!!

ZeoFront

-sitting in an open field reading- ...

LuigiFront

Z-Zeo. The Furby is back...

ZeoFront

-looks at Luigi and shrugs before going back to his book- ...

LuigiFront

Umm...hey Zeo!

ZeoFront

-waves to him with is wing while still reading-

LuigiFront

Are you-a okay? You're not-a talking...

ZeoFront

-writes down something on a note and passes it to Luigi with his magic-

LuigiFront

Huh? "I'm taking a bit of a break from talking..." A break from talking? Umm...okay...

ZeoFront

-passes another note to him-

LuigiFront

Hm? "Watch out Luigi. The Furby is right behind you." -turns around to find the Furby right there- Oh mama mia...

FurbyFront

FOOOOOOODDDD!!!

LuigiFront

HELP!!!

Baby Crazy[]

-on the phone with a guard- Ugh...how many times I told you?! Never ask any stupid questions! Just do the damn deed and kill those worthless beings! Understood?!

ZeoBatFront

-crawling around- Baba! Baba!
-siting down and facehoofs- Ugh. I swear to the moon gods those idiots are going to drive me crazy one day with their sheer stupidy!

ZeoBatFront

-crawling to Night Thunder- Baba!
-picks up Zeo and turns him around- Not now son. I'm really pissed off now...

ZeoBatFront

Baba? Baba! -turns back around and looks at him- Ba?
Sigh...you're just going to sit there aren't you?

ZeoBatFront

Baba! -crawls closer to him- Dada!
-smirks a bit and pats his head- The only thing that will calm my nerves...

ZeoBatFront

-smiling- Dada ba!

Boop![]

Ugh..finally that wife of mine is coming back home from her trip. I swear all of this stupid, FUCKING, idiots are going to give me a mental breakdown..

ZeoBatFront

-sitting in front of him- Ba?
I shouldn't swear like that in front of you but I can't help but control my anger sometimes...FUCKING IDIOTS AT WORK!!! UGH!!!

ZeoBatFront

-smiling- Baba! -crawls closer and boops his nose-
The hell? -rubs his nose- Why did you do that son? I know I swear a lot but that's just me. I'm a grumpy pony and I sure as hell enjoy that!

ZeoBatFront

-boops his nose again- Dada pla!
... -boops Zeo's nose back-

ZeoBatFront

-laughing- Baba! Dada pla! Pla!
...Cute...

Soft Side[]

ZeoBatFront

-poking a squeaking toy- Ba? Ba? Baba?
No. You're suppose to squeeze it like this. -squeezes the toy making it squeak-

ZeoBatFront

Ba! Babababa!!!
The nore you know son, the better. -gives the toy to him-

ZeoBatFront

Ba! -starts to squeak it and is laughing- Baba! Baba! Ba! -squeaks it again-
-actually is smiling now-
Aw...my Nighty has a soft side after all!
MIRA!!! What the HELL are you doing here?!
I just got back from my trip to find my two favorite boys playing together!

ZeoBatFront

Mama ba! -crawls to her-
-picks him up- Awww....I've missed you two my little Zeo! -kisses him-
Hmph! I do NOT have a soft side!
Nighty, I just saw you with a sencerce smile on your face. It's okay to love your son!
Well...-pats Zeo's head- He IS my only son after all and I do love him...

ZeoBatFront

Dada ba!

Night Thunder vs. The Furby[]

Damn...ANOTHER day of FUCKING DUMBASS IDOITS!!! What?! -notices his favorite staff has been broken and get's boiled up in anger- ZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

ZeoFront

-rushes in and trips- GAH!!! W-What!? What is with the yelling like that?!
If you value your life, then tell me did you BREAK MY FUCKING SEPTER!??

ZeoFront

What?! NO! I didn't break that stupid thing!
Listen here you brat! I FUCKING hate liers and I definitely FUCKING HATE backsass! Now tell me the FUCKING truth by saying YOU broke my speter! Got it?!

ZeoFront

Ohh...I got it. I...DIDN'T break your FUCKING spetor!
Why you little...prick!!!

ZeoFront

I know you are but what am I?
DEAD!!! -preparing to transform into his vampony form-

ZeoFront

Geeh...pushed it too far there...

FurbyFront

-breaking something in another room- The Furby enjoys breaking things!
WHAT?!?! -rushes into the other room-

Bonding?[]

ZeoFront

-sitting down at a resturant with his dad- ...
-reading a newspaper while drinking tea- ...

ZeoFront

So...umm...
What?

ZeoFront

N-nothing...
Sigh...wimp...fucking wimp...-continues reading-

ZeoFront

Do you...like food?
What kind of stupid ass question is that!? I need food to surivie! Actually, I'd rather drink blood!

ZeoFront

O-Okay...do you like...games?
Son...don't fucking play with me like that...I FUCKING hate games! That's why I destroyed all of your old ones! Fucking gaming freak!

ZeoFront

Wait, WHAT?! Some of those were vinage!
Well, they are now at the dump where they belong you fucking brat!

ZeoFront

DAD!!! Okay! You wanna fight! Let's go!
Seriously? Even if you're an alicorn, I'm still stronger than your stupid ass by a LARGE margin! Fighting me..HAH!!! You might as well kill yourself right now!

ZeoFront

Grr...

FurbyFront

-eats all of their food while they were arguing- The Furby ENJOYS other's food!

ZeoFront

H-HEY!! MY SANDWICH!!!
Stupid FUCKING BIRD!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!

FurbyFront

OUTTA HERE MORTALS!!! -disappears-

ZeoFront

I really hate that Furby...
I agree...

ZeoFront

Wait, did you just agree with me?
On that stupid fucking toy! What are you, deaf?! Shy and deaf isn't going to FUCKING cut it...

ZeoFront

Heh...
What is with that?!

ZeoFront

You agreeing with me! You do love me after all!
The hell?! Of course I love you. What kind of fucking stupid idea is that?!

ZeoFront

Well...you know...-saddened- You always yell and swear at me and kinda put me down calling me brat and such...I thought you didn't love me...you treat me as your worst enemy...
Sigh...-moves beside him and puts a wing over him- Look, I'll never hate you. I'll get annoyed by the other things and swearing and calling others names is what I do. If you remember, I NEVER called you names when you was a baby or colt.

ZeoFront

-wiping off tears after taking his glasses off- R-Really?
Of fucking course...I argue with your mother a lot but I'll always love her. I love all my family. And I love you son...I just have a thick exterior...

ZeoFront

Y-You mean it?
Again with these repetive replies! -puts his glasses on for him- Of course I mean it!

ZeoFront

O-Okay! -hugs him- I love you dad!
...-hugs him back- And I love you son.

FurbyFront

-chasing Sonic- FEED THE FURBY!!!

SonicFront

Stay away from me!!!

What Vampires do[]

-watching the night sky- Ah...love this pleaseant night...
-laying on top of him- Yes...it iss...I'm hungry...
Now now my dear. Don't go on another blood rampage...you remember what happened last time...
-burps a bit- I'm a princess...princess must be well fed...even if it takes and entire town.
It's what we do eh?
Yess...-licking his ear-

LuigiFront

Must...find...the...cake...to...hit...myself...with...
Luigi? What's he doing here this late?
-hissing in a laughing tone-
Twilight...did you hypnotize him again?
Maaybe...-teleports in front of him staring right into this eyes- I know I can't do that to you but I can do this...-tackle kisses him down
Heh...that I do like....
-snuggles him- I love you Zeo.
-snuggling back- And I love you too Twilight.

LuigiFront

Cakkee...

FurbyFront

The Furby WANTS cake!

Awkard Pair[]

ZeoFront

-sitting in the living room playing a game- Yeah! Flying bloopers and more!
I'm so bored...and hungry...

ZeoFront

You know you can go into your regular pony form now right?
I know...I just love my look in this form...so...enchanting...

ZeoFront

-blushing- Y-Yeah! I agree!
-running against him-  Aww...look who's embarassed! -hissing heavinly-
Ugh...can't you two get a room or something?!

ZeoFront

Heya dad! Just playing games here and Twilight being flirtious...
Zeo you fucking idoiti! You shouldn't have turned her into a vampony! How dare you!?
-in his face- Excuse me! 1; I asked Zeo turned me into one and 2: How dare YOU talk to him that way!?
Get out of my face you fucking fool! I'll destroy you!
-smiling evily- Go ahead! I bet you're all big talk!

ZeoFront

Er...guys?
UGH!! You're so fucking sassy! You act like my wife!
Well, I'm Zeo's wife so I can act that way like I want! You're not my father! Just me step father!
You...YOOUU!!!

ZeoFront

Oh boy...guys!
Foolish princess! Why don't you get out of my face before my son looks for antoher wife?!
Not before he has to look for a new father!
-steaming mad-

ZeoFront

-grabbing Twilight's hoof- L-Let's just go!
Huh? Oh, well, fine. See you later Mr. Gumpy Pants! -teleports away with Zeo-
Stupit fucking asshole...wives are such douchbags!
NIGHTY!! GET IN HERE AND CLEAN YOUR MESS!!!
Fuck..

Baby Math[]

ZeoFront

-asleep on the floor- Zzz...

FurbyFront

-on top of him- The Furby HATES this snoring! HATE!!
-looking at Twilight who is reading a book- ...
...
I heard you were pregrant...that true?
...Yes...
Guess that idiot son of mine finally did it after all...better not did it in this house...
We have our own house thank you very much! You don't have to worry about that!
Good!
Yes! Good! HMPH!! -turns away-
Guess the baby will be 25% vampony...not much but...with some training...
I hope you know I'm having this baby in my vampony form and thanks to a recent spell, I am a full vampony meaning she'll be 50% vampony!
What?! The hell you became a full vampony!?
That's none of your concern! -feels a kick- Ooh...felt a kick just now,,,
Heh...pretty wimpy to get hurt by a kick!
How can you be Zeo's dad?
I'm confused by that myself...

FurbyFront

DDOOOMM!!!

ZeoFront

GAH!!!

Babiness![]

-shopping in the store- Hmm...I  wonder what baby vamponies eat...I don't believe I should feed them blood yet...I should've asked Zeo what he used to eat when he was a baby...oh...I just imgine him as a baby...all so cute and lovable!

ZeoBatFront

-appears from a magic portal- Ba? Baba? -looks around and spots  Twilight- Ba! -crawls toward her-
Aww...what a cute baby! -picks him up- Umm...I wonder if anyone lost you...

ZeoBatFront

Ba!
I'm expecting a baby myself but I don't mind caring for you for a little bit until I can find your mother here!

ZeoBatFront

Baba!

NoteQB

-hours later-
Wow...it's getting so late...I know I don't really sleep at night that much anymore but, as a expecting mother, I need to get home...little one. You can't speak yet can you?

ZeoBatFront

Ba?
I figured that...sigh...-sits down while messing with her bat wings- This wings are so thin...and my teeth are so sharp. I'm just so bored now...Oof..another kick...

ZeoFront

-appears- There you are Twilight! I've been worried! And I thought we was going to stay in our regular pony forms to sleep tonight?
I know dear...I know...I was just here all day trying to find this little guy's mother and father.

ZeoBatFront

Ba! -waves to him-

ZeoFront

Ah -laughing- Hey there little guy! Er...wait a second...That's me!!!
Zeo...please...no jokes for now...

ZeoFront

I'm not joking! Just look!
-looks back and forth between them- Oh my...he is your baby self! But how did he get here? And why?
-teleports in- Oh! My baby! I'll take him! Thank you! -takes baby Zeo and teleports away-
Umm...

ZeoFront

Younger mom was here...
I know. -sighs- This day...

ZeoFront

Heh...want me to help make it better?
-blushing- You'd better!
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