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Shoot!Edit

LuigiFront

-making a pie- Making pie! Whoo hoo!

ZeoFront

-quickly runs into the house- L-Man! Hide me!

LuigiFront

Huh?

ZeoFront

No time to explain! -hides in the closet-

LuigiFront

Double huh?

TwilightFront1

Bursts open the door- Hi Luigi. Where is Zeo?

LuigiFront

Umm...-looks at the closet for a brief second and then looks back- N-Nowhere!

TwilightFront1

-notices Luigi stare at the direction of the closet- Hmm...let me see that pie Luigi. -takes the pie using her magic-

LuigiFront

M-My pie!

TwilightFront1

-just outside the closet- Oh well! I guess Zeo isn't here! I better go look at Static's house! Bye Luigi! -pretends to trot off-

ZeoFront

-sticks head out of closet- Phew! That was...-Twilight hits him in the face with the pie- close...

TwilightFront1

There! Now we're even! See you at home! -teleports away-

LuigiFront

Oh...my pie...what happened?

ZeoFront

Let's just say this L-Man: Never use your wife's books for target pratice...

Sexy!Edit

ZeoFront

Oh yeah! Totally got that game on time! -heads inside his house- Hey Twi!? You here! I got this cool game though...you might not care for it...

NoteQB

-No response-

ZeoFront

Huh? Twi? I know your here! Maybe the bedroom? -enters the bedroom and spots something and drops his game- W---W---

TwilightFront1

-wearing socks and pink lipstick- Hi Zeo...glad you came home...

ZeoFront

W-WOAH! What in the great name of Celestia?! Are you Twilight!?

TwilightFront1

-brushing agaist him- Zeo...I wanna have some time with you! -nuzzles him-

ZeoFront

Must be a phase...and what's with the pink lipstick!?

TwilightFront1

Hm? Oh...this...-deeply kisses him leaving the mark on his lips-

ZeoFront

Woah...and the....socks...?

TwilightFront1

They make me feel warm...cuddle with me...

ZeoFront

Heh..I don't know what happened but I can gladly do that! Er...but are you feeling...okay!?

TwilightFront1

-licking a book- Yes...I'm okay...

ZeoFront

W-What!? I know you love books but not that much!

TwilightFront1

-licks Zeo- I love you as much as books...

ZeoFront

-deeply blushing red and faints-

TwilightFront1

-on top of Zeo- Oh...why must my love sleep? -suddenly comes to senses- Dear...that spell didn't work out so good...Huh? Zeo!? What happened!? And why am I wearing lipstick and socks?! Oh dear oh dear...

Future Tells no Tails!Edit

ZeoFront

-playing video games while sitting beside Twilight- Static bro...you gonna regret challenging me...

TwilightFront1

-reading a book about babies- Zeo...what do you think our babies would look like? -blushing-

ZeoFront

Woah...umm...cool and cute! Just like us!

TwilightFront1

-giggling- I guess you're right about that.

NoteQB

-a flash of light appears and a baby emerges-

DawnB1

Ba? Ba ba? -notices Zeo and Twilight- Ba!

ZeoFront

Hey Twi! It's a baby!

TwilightFront1

Oh dear. She might have came from the future because of that light!

ZeoFront

Yeah! I wonder what she's doing here?

DawnB1

Ba ba! -crawls up to them and tilts head- Ba?

TwilightFront1

Aw...she's cute! But...hm...

ZeoFront

What's wrong?

TwilightFront1

It's odd but I'm reading her magic levels and it appears to be a combination of mine and yours...

ZeoFront

Eh?

TwilightAT

-suddenly appears from the future- Dawn! Phew! I thought I lost you...

ZeoAT

Man...thought she got away after the misspell...

TwilightAT

Let us return home.

ZeoAT

Sure.

DawnB1

Ma! Da! Ba!

NoteQB

-the three of them disappear and the present Zeo and Twilight are left wideeyed-

ZeoFront

Geh..what the...how the...and what the..and...

TwilightFront1

Oh...dear...that was unexpected...

ZeoFront

So that baby...is our future one?

TwilightFront1

I...believe so...

ZeoFront

Heh...you better get ready!

TwilightFront1

-blushing and playfully hits Zeo- Zeo!

Too much ciderEdit

ZeoFront

Man...my head hurts...

TwilightFront1

Last night was even crazier...

ZeoFront

Oh yeah....what happened? We drank cider and that's all I can remmber.

TwilightFront1

Dear...me neither...

ZeoFront

Huh? A tape? Let's play it! -plays the tape-

NoteQB

The tape with a dazed Zeo and Twilight are on it-

ZeoFront

T-Twi....you....are very cute?

TwilightFront1

A..And you're cute too Zeo...like owls reading buh...books...hic!

ZeoFront

-close to Twilight and smells her- You...uh...smell like them *hic* books...

TwilightFront1

-licks him- And...you...t-taste like books!

ZeoFront

-licks her back- You...uh...taste nice...like roses or...uh..something...

TwilightFront1

T-That's nuh-nice to hear *hic*.

ZeoFront

I-I just want to do you so much right now *hic*

TwilightFront1

-bushes against him- T-Then *hic* do me all night!

ZeoFront

Y-yes...-drunkly kisses her-

NoteQB

-the tape shows unsaid things and it ends-

ZeoFront

G-Geh...

TwilightFront1

-blushing deeply- Now I see why I don't drink cider...I'm so embarassed...

ZeoFront

M-Me too...

TwilightFront1

Never speak of this again dear?

ZeoFront

Yep...

Did You Know?Edit

ZeoBatFront

-sucking on an apple- Yum! Fresh!

TwilightB

Hm! Interesting!

ZeoBatFront

What's that?

TwilightB

I'm reading this book about all the interesting things about bat ponies. Did you know that bat ponies can sleep with their eyes open?

ZeoBatFront

Woah, really? That explains how L-Man freaked out of me not closing my eyes for a long time at one point...

TwilightB

And hear this: Did you know that alicorn bat ponies have the ability to shift back between their normal selves at will?

ZeoBatFront

Heh heh! Of course! We're doing that!

TwilightB

-giggling- Of course! And...oh dear...-suddenly blushing-

ZeoBatFront

Huh?

TwilightB

Did you know that female bat ponies can give birth to over 100 babies at a time...?

ZeoBatFront

-eyes widen- W-WHAT!? THAT'S A LOT!!

TwilightB

Yes it is...-eyes suddenly turn red and starts hissing and moves toward Zeo-

ZeoBatFront

Geh! N-Now Twilight...try to control your urges...

TwilightB

HISS!!! -tackles him down-

ZeoBatFront

NOOO!!! NOT 100 KIDS!!!

Help!Edit

ZeoBatFront

Gah!!! -flying at light speed and spots Luigi- Woah! L-Man!

LuigiFront

Running- Help! Huh? H-Hey Zeo!

ZeoBatFront

-running beside him- What are you running from?

CaptainFalconFront

OH Yeah! Come get some L-Dawg!

LuigiFront

HIM! OH MAMA MIA!!! What are-a you running from?

TwilightB

Hiss!!!

ZeoBatFront

HER! SHOOT! SHOOT! Here! Grab my wing!

LuigiFront

Okay! -grabs his wing-

ZeoBatFront

Alright! Light Disperse! -disappears with Luigi in a flash of light and ends up in a different direction- Phew...that was close...

LuigiFront

Hey, Zeo. Why are you-a running from Twilight? Isn't she-a your wife?

ZeoBatFront

Yeah...but she had to read something about female bat ponies can have over 100 babies at a time...

LuigiFront

Oh mama mia...that's-a lot!

ZeoBatFront

I know right! What's the deal with you and Captain Meathead?

LuigiFront

I-a fell asleep at Mario's house and woke up at his! It was-a scary!

ZeoBatFront

Yeah...

TwilightB

-standing behind Zeo grinning evily-

LuigiFront

Z-Z-Z-Zeo...

ZeoBatFront

What's up L-Man? Love my bat form? Or my Pika Pika no Mi powers? They are awesome...

LuigiFront

B-B-B-Behind you!

ZeoBatFront

Huh? -turns around and spots Twilight- Oh...that's why...

TwilightB

HISS!!! -tackles him down and starts biting and kissing him- Hiss hiss!!!

ZeoBatFront

NO! I DON'T WANT THAT MANY KIDS!!!

LuigiFront

Oh no...-backs up into Captain Falcon-

CaptainFalconFront

OH YEAH L-DAWG!!! Back to my pad! -starts dragging Luigi away-

LuigiFront

-scratcing at the ground- MAAAAAAARRRRRRIIIIIIOOOOOO!!!

ZeoBatFront

I COULD USE HELP AS WELL!!! YAH! DON'T BITE THERE TWI!!!

TwilightB

-laughing and hissing-

Bat Be Gone!Edit

ZeoFront

Alright...Time to get Twi back to normal...-notices Twilight flying around- Twilight! Get down here!

TwilightB

-lands beside him- Hiss!!!

ZeoFront

Hey! Quit the "hissing" thing! I know you can talk in your bat pony form!

TwilightB

Hiss hiss!

ZeoFront

Okay...well, while you're right there, I'll get you back to normal!

TwilightB

Hiss? -glaring at him- Hiss....

ZeoFront

Twi! I do NOT want 100 kids! That's TOO much!

TwilightB

HISS!!! -knocking him down-

ZeoFront

Geh! Wait! -holds up a book on bat ponies- I got this!

TwilightB

-laughing- Hiss...

ZeoFront

Heh...I know in order to bring you back to your senses, I have to give you a nice little surprise! -horn glows and points toward the book- I know you love books...

TwilightB

-angry and in his face- HISS!!! HISS!!!

ZeoFront

I'm gonna do it! -horn glows brighter-

TwilightB

Hiss...Z...D...

ZeoFront

Huh? Didn't hear ya! This book's gonna burn!

TwilightB

NONSENSE! DON'T JOKE ABOUT THINGS LIKE THAT!!! -knocks the book away and turns back to normal-

ZeoFront

Hey Twi! You're back! -hugs her- Well, looks like that worked...

TwilightFront1

-angry- You harmed a book...

ZeoFront

Uh oh...

TwilightFront1

RAH!!! -tackles him down-

ZeoFront

GEH! HEY! NOT THERE! Woah...

TwilightFront1

Suddenly kissing him- i got you back dear -giggles-

ZeoFront

Oh heh heh...

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