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Date Switch: Part 1[]

ZeoFront

-raging- Man! This is crazy!

TwilightFront1

I'm not going to do this. This is ridicolous!

ZeroFront

Rah! Not cool! Not cool!

RDFront

This is stupid...

FSFront

Lame!

PinkieFront

Hey...that IS a bad idea!

ToadbertFront

Now calm down guys! Switching dates is a surfire way to help improve relationships!

ZeoFront

I think me and Twi deserve a pass...

TwilightFront1

Indeed...

ToadbertFront

You need to particpate! Even if you're married! Now you'll be assinged to your temporary partners. Giving it to the guys.

ZeoFront

Ah great...what!? I get Colors!? Come on!

RDFront

It's not like I like this any better than you!

ZeroFront

Pinkie huh? -thinking to self- She's just a ponfiied Luffy...oh boy..

PinkieFront

Oh...I wanted Fire!

FSFront

Guess I got Twilight...

TwilightFront1

Is that a problem?

FSFront

No, no. It's not!

ZeoFront

Better not be dude...

ToadbertFront

Oh boy...this might be a long two days...

Date Switch: Part 2[]

ZeoFront

-at home- Man Twi...I don't think this Date Switch thing is a good idea. I mean, we're married and everything and have to go on "dates" with the others...

TwilightFront1

I know but I'll just treat this as pretend. But we are both insepreateable...

ZeoFront

Yes we are. Colors is way out of there comparied to you. I don't never get stressed out around you.

TwilightFront1

And you are always looking out for me....-hugs and kisses him- I love you Zeo.

ZeoFront

Heh. Love ya too Twilight. It's only two days.

TwilightFront1

Apart...

ZeroFront

-sitting behind Rainbow on a cloud- This is bogus...who came up with this idea?

RDFront

That stupid Toad...

ZeroFront

Well...

RDFront

Well what?

ZeroFront

Heh heh! You're going to miss me aren't ya?

RDFront

-blushing- What!? As if! I mean, you're better compared to Lightning...

ZeroFront

Thanks for the compliment!

RDFront

-pouting- You're welcome...

ZeroFront

Come on! I know you want to kiss me!

RDFront

Grr...

ZeroFront

We'll be apart for two days...

RDFront

-quickly kisses him- There! Happy!?

ZeroFront

No...come on Dashie!

RDFront

FINE! -tackles him down and deeply kisses him- I'll miss you! There, I said it!

ZeroFront

And I'll miss you back Dashie!

LuffyFront

Eh? You two are weird...

PinkieFront

-crying heavily- NONONONONO!!!

FSFront

Calm down Pinkie! It's only for two days!

PinkieFront

I DON'T WANNA!!!

GenoFront

Pinkie...if you make it through this, I'll get your a special cake you always wanted!

PinkieFront

Okay!

FSFront

Phew...thanks for the save Geno!

GenoFront

No problem. I hope this goes well...

Date Switch: Part 3[]

TwilightFront1

So...Hm...

FSFront

Eh?

TwilightFront1

Nothing...-reads a book-

FSFront

What do you and Light-yo do anyway?

TwilightFront1

"Light-yo"? That's an odd way to refer to Zeo but that is stricly confindiental.

FSFront

Umm...what does "strictly" and "confiendental" mean?

TwilightFront1

Sigh...it means it's something that shouldn't be explained...

FSFront

-dazed- Big words hurt my head...

TwilightFront1

-facehoof- I sure hope Zeo is doing okay...

ZeoFront

YOU'RE CRAZY! CRRRAAAZZZYYY!!!!

RDFront

Dude! Chill out! You big baby! It's just a bath! If you're going to stay at my house, you need a bath!

ZeoFront

I told you, I am a Devil Fruit user so I can't take baths!

RDFront

I don't care! Just take one now! I always make Luffy take them but I promise him food afterwards!

LuffyFront

Yeah!

ZeoFront

I said NO!

RDFront

RAH!!! -a large chashed is heard. hours later- There! Happy?

ZeoFront

-with a black eye- I want to get back to Twi...she doesn't hoof me in the eye...

ZeroFront

-holding ears- Gah...

PinkieFront

So I like to talk alot! I mean A LOT and I love to cheer and other stuff and such and yep and yes and YIPPEE!!!

ZeroFront

Too much talking...Dashie is always a mare of few words comparied to this one...please...LET THE TWO DAYS GO BY ALREADY!!!

Date Switch: Part 4[]

NoteQB

-Two days later-

ToadbertFront

Alright! How did everything went?

ZeoFront

-hugging Twilight tightly- NEVER doing that again!

TwilightFront1

Hee hee. Let's just say that Zeo can understand what I say. -hugging back-

ZeroFront

-hoof wrestling- Sorry but Pinkie was too talktive for me!

RDFront

And Lightning was too lame for me! -hoof wrestling back-

PinkieFront

Yay! We can have parties again!

FSFront

Sounds good to me Pink-ya!

ToadbertFront

So, did this help bring and relationships together?

ZeoFront

Don't know what you're talking about there. me and twi are already married and such!

TwilightFront1

Indeed. Let's just leave now dear. We have two days of catching up!

ZeoFront

Heh! Alright! -teleports away with her-

RDFront

Come on Zero! Let's race home! I'll beat ya again!

ZeroFront

As if Dashie! -races off with her-

FSFront

Pink-ya! Let's go back and eat some sweets!

PinkieFront

Okayokay! -jumps off with her-

ToadbertFront

I did good!

CaptainFalconFront

OH YEAH!!!

Awkwardness![]

LuigiFront

Whoo hoo! The next-a super smash bros. game is-a out!

ZeoFront

-from inside the room- Woah Twi! Take it slow there!

TwilightFront1

I don't want to! We have 2 days to make up!

ZeoFront

Heh. I know that!

TwilightFront1

Then...-blushing- You know...

ZeoFront

Oh I definately know!

LuigiFront

-hearing a crash- Huh?

TwilightFront1

AH! Zeo! Ow!

ZeoFront

Beds are evil! Sorry!

TwilightFront1

Then, we can make do with the floor.

LuigiFront

More-a gum troubles! I can-a help! -opens the door- Huh?

ZeoFront

-kissing Twilight- Much better?

TwilightFront1

Dear...MUCH better! -continues kissing him-

LuigiFront

Mama mia! -runs away-

Boaredness[]

ZeoFront

Yeesh...so bored...

ZeroFront

-upside down- VERY bored...

FSFront

Our loves went out for a "mare's time"...

ZeoFront

Then we should have a "colt's time!

ZeroFront

That sounds like a plan!

FSFront

Good idea Light-yo!

NoteQB

-hours later-

TwilightFront1

Wow, I have to say that was fun!

RDFront

Yeah! It was! We should go to the annual carnival everytime!

PinkieFront

Oh...I wanted to say all night!

TwilightFront1

Now Pinkie. You know we can't do that. -opens the door- Guys! We're back!

ZeoFront

-on the ground with a toilet lid on his head- Ooh...

ZeroFront

-a couch is on him- Gah....

FSFront

-trying to get a jar unstuck from his head- Darn! Won't come off!

TwilightFront1

Oh dear...

RDFront

What the HECK happened here!?

PinkieFront

You guys had a party?

ZeoFront

Far from it...ow....

ZeroFront

No more colts night...

FSFront

Yeah...GET OFF!!!

TwilightFront1

-double facehoof and walks up to Zeo- I can't leave you alone can I? I'm more of a mother to you than a wife...

ZeoFront

-blushing- Eh...

RDFront

Sigh...and how about you Zero? I guess I'm not letting you sleep on the couch anytime soon...

ZeroFront

Just help me get this thing off!

PinkieFront

Oh! What's with the jar Firey? Can I try it on!?

FSFront

If you can get it off of me first Pink-ya...

Top 5 Ways to Get Your Wife Angry at You[]

ZeoFront

Hello. I am here to show you 5 ways to get your wife very angry at ya! Note I am doing this as a nice little prank for Twi but don't say anything. L-Man will provide backup!

LuigiFront

Huh?

ZeoFront

Number 1: Leave your clothes around everywhere! Twilight really hates me leaving my clothes on her side of the bed.

TwilightFront1

ZEO!!! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES AROUND!?!

LuigiFront

Mama mia!

ZeoFront

Whoo boy! She is sure mad...

TwilightFront1

TAKE YOUR JUNK!!! -throws a large ball of clothes that ends up hitting Luigi-

LuigiFront

Ow...mama mia...

ZeoFront

Number 2: Eat your wife's last favorite food! Twilight loves salad sandwichs and I just ate the last one heh..

TwilightFront1

-trotting up to Zeo- Dear... Did you eat my last salad sandwich?

ZeoFront

Umm...kinda...

TwilightFront1

-deep sigh- You're dead...you know that right dear?

ZeoFront

Luigi told me it was okay!

LuigiFront

WHAT!?

TwilightFront1

-evily turns toward Luigi- You...

LuigiFront

OH MAMA MIA!!!! -runs away-

ZeoFront

Number 3: Forget to do shopping! Twilight is always urging me to do shopping since she is always busy with other things so I just stay here and play games with L-Man!

LuigiFront

Yay! Games!

TwilightFront1

Zeo. Did you even do any shopping today?

ZeoFront

Oh! Um, I forget! Games and such! Luigi wanted to play games!

LuigiFront

Yep!

TwilightFront1

Is that so? -transform their game system into a shopping list- There! Now you can do the shopping! -trots away-

LuigiFront

My Wii U system! NOOOO!!!!

ZeoFront

Number four: Read your wife's diary! Twilight has some secret stuff in here that is pretty juicy! Especially the part of be being a sexy stallion with a big...

LuigiFront

ZEO!!!

TwilightFront1

-fuming mad- Give...me...back...my...diary!

ZeoFront

GEH! Kinda took it too far! L-Man! Catch! -throws the diary to him-

LuigiFront

NO!!!

TwilightFront1

GIVE IT!!! -tackles Luigi down and starts beating him up-

LuigiFront

OW! HELP! MAAAARRRRRIIIIOOOOO!!!

ZeoFront

And finally! Number 5: Rearrange the books in your wife's library. Man...I'm kinda scared on this one...

LuigiFront

-rearraging the books- W-Why? Didn't you-a say that Twilight likes-a this?

ZeoFront

I lied...

LuigiFront

Oh no...

TwilightFront1

-appearing behind them with death in her eyes- Oh yes... you're both DEAD!!!

ZeoFront

GAH!!! -disappears-

LuigiFront

-runs away- HEELP!!!

ZeoFront

Well, there you have it! That's my list. But please, married colts, don't do this as this was a prank by me. Just always remember this in the end...-hands Twilight a note-

TwilightFront1

Hm? -reads it and it says I'm Sorry with a flower on it- Aw...-kisses Zeo- Thanks dear!

ZeoFront

...Always note that your wife always comes first!

Body Change: Part 1[]

ZeoFront

Eh? Twi? What are you doing?

TwilightFront1

Shh! Zeo! I'm trying to perfect this fragile spell. One little mess up, and who knows what happens? -trying to concertrate on a ball of magic-

ZeoFront

Okay....Oh no...Ah CHOOO!!!

TwilightFront1

AH! -drops the spell and a huge light in shown-

ZeoFront

-in Twilight's voice- Dear...Zeo! I told you not to do anything!

TwilightFront1

-in Zeo's voice- Sorry! It was a mistake! I had a sandwich earlier with some peppers and they are still lingering!

NoteQB

-both of them take a sudden pause-

ZeoFront

Zeo...how are you talking from me from there?

TwilightFront1

And how are you talking me from there!?

NoteQB

-both of them scream-

TwilightFront1

What in the world happened!? I am in YOUR body!

ZeoFront

And I am in yours! I told you not to make a noise but you just had to...

TwilightFront1

It's not my fault Twi! The peppers! The peppers!

ZeoFront

Well...I guess for now we have to find a way to break this spell...-tries to use a spell but a bolt of lightning shoots out- Woah! Zeo! How do you control your regular magic?

TwilightFront1

You're in my body Twi. It's kinda hard to explain. It's not that easy to use your magic as well. Plus, you have my awesome Pika Pika no Mi powers!

ZeoFront

I...rather not use that...we HAVE to find a way to fix this spell!

TwilightFront1

I have an idea but prepare to face hulimation...

ZeoFront

Oh dear...

CaptainFalconFront

OH YEAH!!!

Body Change: Part 2[]

NoteQB

At rainbow's house-

TwilightFront1

Man...why do we come here?

ZeoFront

Because your half brother is the key to help breaking this magic curse...

TwilightFront1

But he and Colors will laugh!

ZeoFront

Zeo...do you want to spend the rest of your life in MY body? A MARE'S body?

TwilightFront1

No way!

ZeoFront

Then, would you please knock on the door?

TwilightFront1

Fine! -knocks on the door-

LuffyFront

-opens it- Hi guys! What's up?

TwilightFront1

Luffy! Where is br...I mean, where is Zero?

LuffyFront

Oh! He's hoof wrestling with Rainbow!

ZeoFront

Let's just do this...

TwilightFront1

Meh...-enter the room with Zero and Rainbow- Zero!

ZeroFront

Kinda busy you guys!

RDFront

Yeah, what do you want and why does Twilight sound like Lightning?

TwilightFront1

Er...

ZeoFront

Um...

NoteQB

Minutes later-

ZeroFront

-bursting out laughing with Rainbow- HAHAHAHAAH! You HAVE to be kidding me right!?

RDFront

HAHAHAHA! I know right!? This is TOO hilarous! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

ZeroFront

Oh oh! Names! Names!

RDFront

How about Zelight and Twieo!

ZeroFront

PERFECT!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! -continues laughing-

TwilightFront1

-irratated- Rah...

ZeoFront

Dear...I guess we shouldn't have told them...

TwilightFront1

Too late to think that dear...

Body Change: Part 3[]

ZeroFront

Alright! Enough laugher! Let's get these two back in their bodies!
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